the Anywhere Clinic

I hit myself in the face with a bungee cord while trying to untangle it from the spokes of my new bicycle today. It cut the bridge of my nose and bruised my left eyebrow. I wore a bandaid over the cut while I finished working, because it's pretty deep. I remember a time when this would have been mortifying; today it's just hilarious. My boss the podiatrist put a bandaid on it very gently after dabbing the blood off with gauze and recommended I go get a stitch. "I'm not allowed ...